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Let's get this going right.

The Hall of Fame: responses to the news about One Door Closes and subscribing to the newsletter:

Best Use of Imagery
"My lady, I humbly accept your invitation with the most profound sincerity and gratitude. Madam author, I shall await your future works of literature with much titillating anticipation, like that of a bull moose in the early whisper of spring awaiting a female. Or that of a Wal-Mart shopper on payday waiting for his meth dealer to call him back. Magnanimously, Your loyal supporter"

Best Troll
"Dear pretentious author aka Mz. Lindsey, I stumbled upon your site by chance, or maybe just bad luck, and I just have to say this: you are my new least favorite author. I can't wait to send you hate letter after hate letter detailing everything that I think is wrong with your books and your website. The appalling forest scene (who needs trees, anyway?) and the egregious cursive. My eyes are watering as I type this. And no, to answer your dismal question, I do NOT want to be a part of your "newsletter." Sincerely, your least favorite fan"

ETA: It's come to my attention that people are reading the Best Troll comment as a genuine insult. My apologies! Be assured, that's a dear friend of mine. She's been kind enough to make sure I always have a voice of dissention, no matter what happens during my writing career, and I heartily thank her for it! *laughs*

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Date: 2014-05-08 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I think I'll randomly click on websites and then be an absolute cunt FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER. #suchamuse #sojoy

*shakes head*

Date: 2014-05-09 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hahahaha, no worries, Cheryl. This one's a buddy of mine... ^_^

Date: 2014-05-09 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hahahaha! I love these. Wait until the spambots find you and all the "Your penis will be HUGE!" messages start popping up. ;-p

Date: 2014-05-10 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I don't know about the Troll, but when I come across an author I don't like, I don't bother wasting any more of my time on her/him. That this person wants to make it her/his life's work to send you hate mail would indicate that s/he's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Date: 2014-05-10 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ah, my apologies, jae. That is a friend of mine from work, not a genuine troll. :)

Date: 2014-05-11 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] you mean I've been sharpening my claws for no reason?!



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